CBS. That's canadian bullshit. Boomerang Cozmo. 1.18 litres. "Malt beverage with cranberry-vodka taste". Weakest crack & hiss ever. I already got heartburn and I'm only 1/3 thru it. This shit is giving me major depression as defined by the DSM-IV. I can't believe how slowly I'm crawling through this. Got about 1/4 left and my heart is still on fire. Tastes like shit. I absolutely HATE these fruity ass canadian 1.18 litres. And yes that's right, I refuse to any longer call em "40s", this is not a 40, a 40 is not cranberry vodka flavored, a 1.18 litre is. Goddammit. Gotta drink on. The heartburn's not going away anytime soon anyway. This last 1/4 is dedicated to the crew. Hell is a big wide heavy brown canadian bottle called 'Boomerang Cozmo'. Nonstop heartburn, a stupid flavor to make in a 40oz (oops, "1.18 litre"), and major depressive episodes give this 40 1/10 swills. Much thanks out to orentha for the hookup!
