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Bruz40

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(09/20/05 8:51 PM)

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Red Rocket Randy Cornbread Marinara

Fuck Jeeves, ask Bruz anything.

brooks79Z

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(09/20/05 9:05 PM)

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Mr. MRSA

hows the job?

did you ban the necessary peeps yet?

whos the next moderator gonna be?

serious with this current lady i see, anything REALLY serious Dadio?

Bruz40

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(09/20/05 10:22 PM)

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brooks,

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hows the job?

It's going ok actually... They put me back on the phones (I'm the 1st person who's ever been taken off to be put back on), I've closed a bunch of deals in my pipeline, I have a few more in addition to 3 appointments set up for later this week. So I'm workin it for the time being. My manager is leaving in about a week & a half, transferring to the FL office. I'm pretty much milking this job & trying to do whatever I can do for as long as I can. I don't hate it, but I don't see myself doing this for the rest of my life - I really want to open my own liquor store still. MORE than just a liquor store, I want to make it stand apart from the competition & eventually turn my brand into a chain of liquor stores. I've been looking into laptops & will soon be purchasing one which will help me stay caught up on the forum, catch up with updating my site, & give me the time & opportunity to research the new business idea.

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did you ban the necessary peeps yet?

hellbounty = :ban

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whos the next moderator gonna be?

IF I institute a new moderator - Jonathan Jack Idema

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serious with this current lady i see, anything REALLY serious Dadio?

Are you asking if I want to propose to her? I think this girl is awesome in every way... we hit it off amazingly... the biggest thing holding me back from considering that at this point in time IS the whole "Dadio" thing - I don't want to commit to something that serious until I feel 100% ready & willing.

brooks79Z

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(09/20/05 11:33 PM)

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Mr. MRSA

ok cool

satan165

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(09/20/05 11:38 PM)

OG Mr. 40k

dear bruz,

i have many fucked up thoughts in my head round the clock. sometimes i go to sleep just to evade my demons. unforuntaely they also torture me in my dreams. i stopped using drugs for over 2 weeks now and i dont drink often. i need help with something to escape my problems. i am not a waste nor a loser. but i feel im being shit on the last 10 months or so. what do i need to do differently to be happier? why do i see people achieve great things when i feel they dont deserve it? am i a player hater? am i jealous? ive put in work and paid dues and lately im coming up short. ive started talking to 'god' even tho in the past i considered myself an aetheist. please give me some words of advice to power thru this bullshit.

thank you,
bad times in chicago

Bruz40

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(09/21/05 12:04 AM)

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dear bad times in chicago,

unfortunately sleeping away the pain isn't the answer. when you wake up, your problems will still be there waiting for you, and then you'll only have another thing to be mad at yourself for (sleeping too much, and hence, not getting anything done to better your situation). it seems as though you already took the 1st step to a healthy recovery by abstaining from drugs & alcohol. although those may temporarily 'ease the pain' or help you to escape, they too only add to your problems; not solve them. if you want to achieve happiness, you need to stop focusing on the others you see whom are achieving happiness that you feel is undeserved, and re-focus your energies on accomplishing your own goals, whatever they may be, in order for YOU to be happy. first, try writing a list of the things you are unhappy about with yourself as well as the things you want to accomplish in the near future. then begin brainstorming on ways to reach these goals. reaching out to God will do you no harm, whether or not the end result is a new found belief system - in the meantime you have somewhere & someone to focus your thoughts, desires, wishes, & complaints, rather than bottling them all up inside. everyone encounters ups & downs throughout their lives... it's those who keep getting back up when 'down' - and then climbing even higher when 'up' - that succeed.

satan165

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(09/21/05 12:08 AM)

OG Mr. 40k

dear bruz,

i have many retorts to your advice. most of which revolve around me indireclty claiming that i am an exception to much of what you said. but thats nonsense most likely. i will attmpt to heed your advice. thank you for taking the time to answer my convoluted question. i dont dare to think that my problems are so bad that im a 'special case' but i wish you could get inside my head....its crowded in here and its pretty wild at times. but alas, no one can do this.

thank you for the opportunity to bitch once again.

sincerely,
trying to stay positive in chicago

Bruz40

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(09/21/05 12:16 AM)

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dear trying to stay positive in chicago,

perhaps you would like the phone number to a personal friend of mine who is a counselor? he may be able to delve into your mind... his name is Ford.

:rollin

satan165

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(09/21/05 12:30 AM)

OG Mr. 40k

dear bruz,

i have not yet sank to such levels to ask personal friends for professional advice, tho it isnt as far off as one might think. ill seriously keep your offer in mind

thank you,
bad times getting embrassingly worse in chicago

Shottie

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(09/21/05 9:05 AM)

HOLLYWOOD

Dear Bruz,

why does it hurt when I pee?

The DOCson

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(09/21/05 9:29 AM)

legal citizen

Dear Bruz,

why are most canadians gay idiots (some excepts like dirty an others of course)?

Bruz40

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(09/21/05 1:05 PM)

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Red Rocket Randy Cornbread Marinara

Shottie,
You could have a kidney stone. You should consult your doctor ASAP.

DOC,
The same reason most Jews are cheap & most nigs are lazy. It's part of their culture. :lol

White Mike

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(09/21/05 3:54 PM)

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curmudgeon

Dear bruz,

How is that many things are both gay and sucks at the same time?

I am a waste. Should I just go with it or try and change?

What was the rainfall in the amazon basin this past august??

brooks79Z

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(09/21/05 3:57 PM)

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Mr. MRSA

Dear Bruz

i have a horrible case of jock itch. its to the point where my crotch is raw from me scratching it in my sleep. ive tried using gold bond powder, but i think i need more help. can you reccomend a product that may help, or use your tongue on it.

thanks

scratchin in my sleep

AK40seven

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(09/21/05 5:03 PM)

Lord Thistledick

Dear Bruz:

I have a huge penis and I like to masturbate frequently. When I'm done, I like to wipe my dick with toilet paper, but this causes small bits of paper to adhere to the tip of my wang and when I go to piss, makes me spray all over the place.

My question is, are there any techniques you'd like to share to avoid this? Are there non sticky paper products, like a brand of cock wipe that doesn't do this?

Please let me know, thank you.

Sprayed and am afraid

nitz011

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(09/21/05 5:06 PM)

D'OH CANADA

40ozNewOrleans

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(09/21/05 7:48 PM)

Clean Cut Gun Nut

Bruz,

After listening to NWA's song Dopeman, I've decided to slang rocks and iron in the hood. There are only two problems:

1) The only dealers in NOLA are nigs, and I am a pale white guy with long hair.

2) The area I'd be dealing in has currently been flooded and looted to hell.

How do I become a star in the dope game? I want bitches and blunts, but all I've got is a pack of Backwoods cigars and my own two hands. Help a brother out!

Sincerely,
White idiot gotta go exit redneckdom
W.I.G.G.E.R.

Dirty D

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(09/21/05 10:01 PM)

dickweed

Dear Bruz,

You know those stories about girls masterbating with a frozen hotdog and it breaks off inside their cunts, then they have to be rushed to the hospital? I have heard this tale in any town I have ever lived in, so it must be a common thing.

Is there any truth to this, and if so what kind of hotdog do you think they used? Like say a Ballpark Frank (footlong I presume) or say a cheddar filled smokey?

I'd appreciate any insight you may have on this. Perhaps you could use your power to educate the young women of the 40oz forum to not attempt this.

Sincerely,
I like to watch