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Bruz40	Schlitz Malt Liquor	Lead	[-]
Posts: 27027 (04/03/05 2:23 PM) Administrator Keep Swillin' Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	The Blue Bull is such an awesome overall brand that I got it tattooed on my arm. Cracked this while holed up after a 15" snowstorm. Tostitos scoops & Old El Paso cheese n salsa dip accompany this brown bottled malt well. At 5.9% this gives you a surprisingly ok buzz! Taste is kind-of a cross between a classic bad beer (PBR) & a classic malt (Colt). Playin some oldschool Tapper (Budweiser version) via arcade emulator ROM while finishin up the swill. Overall I give this tough guy 40 a 7/10 swills. Thanks out to D.Hale & 40 Ounce Legend for a couple of the variants! OLD REVIEWS: *Quote:* Buzzcore I was never a big fan of Schlitz beer, so I never had much ambition to try this stuff. That all changed about a month ago, when I saw a giant blue "Schlitz Malt Liquor" truck delivering product to an upscale restaurant near my crib. Prior to that, I always imagined it to be the kind of stuff you'd get at some bar in a shitty section of Detroit or something. (Schlitz is one of the few malt liquors ever available on tap.) But just seeing that handsome blue truck made me go out and buy a 40 oz'er. Unfortunately, this stuff just tastes like typical 'old man' beer. Hard to describe and definitely a bit different tasting than most malt liquors...............not bad, but I'm still not feelin' this stuff, sorry. The newer label looks cool though. 4/10 dareker187 blue bull is the shit DolbyZero A humble malt by way of the label, bosting a 5.9% Alc./Vol.. This little bottled ditty weighs in at a stout 40oz. No frills, No thrills old man malt beverage. I havent really bothered grabbin' up an ole Blue Bull in years, but for the sake of science and the 40ozmaltliquor.com review section, I figured that it must be done and so it has. I enjoyed the fresh aroma of this malt. It is and always has been a different malt. It doesnt really taste like any other malts to me. It is very mild and goes down really smooth. Its 5.9% is pretty mild for this category, but after its finished, it seems to get the job done. The aftertaste is sweeter than most, this may appeal to the Anheuser-Busch crowd, I thought it was ok. 20 mins later it was as cold as it was when brought out of the cooler. 7-10 Swills. Drastic Mezures This is one of the weirdest tasting 40's I've ever had. When I opened it, it smelled like dirty feet and it had a weird after taste that was like seltzer water. Even though it was weird I don't consider it bad and can easily have another one. hg8point2 i could never tell the difference when it comes to blue bull & red bull,except one might taste even nastier than the other.i was never a fan of these malts.they can both share a 3. ImissMy64oz this had a good taste but it is too filling. The density of the brew made it hard to pound. It did stay cold until it was gone. Id rate it 8 outa 10 because the taste as well as the classic label. james I'm sorry, I know I am an inexperienced 40 drinker. Not because of the volume of malt i drink, but because of the shitty Phoenix variety. I've swilled no more than maybe ten different malt's in my life, but I am gonna give my tribute to my absolute favorite. And as much as the name makes me think of poor old men, Schlitz has to be my absolute favorite. The shit just tastes GREAT. I think back to Bruz's thoughts that I read recently about the BEER, and he's right. That shit is designed for 60 year old Korea veterans. I've tasted it, its awful. But the malt is just fantastic. If somehow they could keep this taste and just make it stronger? James' piece of shit drunk ass would be a loyal customer of the maybe two liquor stores within 15 miles that sell it. On top of it all, come on that blue bull on the label is dope. I can't wait to get my hands on the red bull which I am convinced you cant find here (still looking), and I've got a trade lined up already for it. So anyways, all James' love for the blue bull <3<3<3<3 lookin 4 a 40 Ah the blue bull,this malt would not stop foaming once i opened it, but besides that the smell of it is equivalent to a locker room of sweaty athletes. This malt did stay cold though, and the result was a good buzz. Id give the bull 8/10 brown paper bags for not only being a good malt but for having the tightest label. satan165 The ultimate BBQ beer. I haven't yet, but hope to soon drink this 40 while playing horseshoes in the hot summer sun. This drink is perfectly suited for such an event. It has a bubbly quality; a stong effervescence. A nicely bitter aftertaste stays strong down to the bottom. A weaker buzz, but a useful one for numerous events when you probably shoudn't be impaired at all; drink one of these and just chill. I look forward to sampling its brother Red Bull which I already have in the fridge waiting to be reviewed. 9 of 10 swills, for a damn near perfect malt. Buzz: C+, Taste: A- ThUgWiGGa I cracked this and it foamed up, probably cuz it was stored horizontally. Anyways, it has a crisp, refreshing taste to it. No aftertaste, and its kinda light. Ice cold it kinda tasted sharp but mellowed out when it warmed a bit. The thing about this is that it doesn't taste like a malt. Its not very sweet, tastes just like a beer, and the brown bottle isnt help sway my opinion either. Very good brew, finished it and i took a nap. 7/10. Not a huge buzz factor, however it did taste good. Tiger Tai well its the same as whats in the old label. not too bad, not too good. I'd guess it's around 5.5% - 6%, enough to give a buzz. overall it's an average swill.... I'd give Blue Bull 5 of 10 Swills. uk82chaospunk theres no 40s of this shit over here in LA so i bought a 24 of it, i think it tastes pretty nasty and when it gets warm its horrible, but this is the 1st malt ever that my dad likes! thats official malt liquor history in my family...after i drank the can i think i got the same buzz that a beer 40 would give me, in ohter words, almost no buzz...but it made me hungry as hell and my dad bbqed some ribs that were good as fuck! i love bbq ribs...they're the shit..i'll give schlitz 5 out of 10 swills because it is malt liquor
Wildman40	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#1	[-]
Malt Gangsta Posts: 535 (04/17/05 12:57 PM) Malt Gangsta Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	This is just a disgusting malt, its like they made a HG malt, then took out about 5% of that alchohol, but left the shitty taste. Schlitz wasn't even trying when they made this one, I'm curious to know whats in this malt. I really dislike this more then any other 40, it's my least favorite, because its just so nasty, I struggle to take this down everytime. If I tell someone get me a Red Bull, I make sure to really prounounce the R-E-D, because if they came back with a Blue Bull I'd be violent and uncontrolled. I find this to be like Guiness, either you HATE it or you LOVE it, there doesnt appear to be a middle ground. For me, I dislike it, 2/10.
OldeGoldSwilla	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#2	[-]
Posts: 181 (07/15/05 6:09 AM) 40oz Crew Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	A decent malt, although not very noteworthy. It is pretty simillar to it's brother red bull. It may be a little sweeter than red bull.
LMSCRacer	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#3	[-]
Posts: 1972 (07/21/05 1:44 PM) Master Asia Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Finally found SML at a rundown place in Southern Ohio. I have not drank Schlitz Malt Liquor in about 25 years. I remember it as a vile concoction and it being tough to finish a can unless ice cold. I was poised for the worst. Seems time has been good to this brand (might have something to do with Schlitz going out of business and Pabst taking over). Decent enough taste and carbonation level. Very chuggable. Swill was ok since it was still somewhat cold. I think that as far as 5.9 ABV's, a MB Ice is a better bet, but I certainly would not turn a free SML down.
RowdyAssDrunk	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#4	[-]
Posts: 18 (07/22/05 1:34 AM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	For the record, here in Canada, this stuff only comes in a 946mL bottle here (32Oz) For some reason, the 40Oz cannot be found. Why the hell Shlitz does this, I don't know. Anyways... It tastes pretty bad. It's only 6% ABV, but it tastes like its 10%. Took me a while to put it down. Really nasty and strong tasting, yet it's only borderline booze content to be considered a malt liquor (or a strong beer here) 2/10 for shitty buzz, not coming in a 40Oz and crappy taste. I won't be buying this crap again.
White Mike	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#5	[-]
Posts: 16286 (01/12/06 11:30 AM) Moderator curmudgeon Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	I live in the wierdest place in the country. Redbull is easy to find, but the bull schlitz is no were to be found at all. I know of no other place that this is the case. I grabbed one for a re-review while in brooklyn. This is not the first time I had the malt, but all I could remember was that I enjoyed it. I really enjoyed the malt. The dark glass threw me off so I didn't know how dark of a malt I was drinking. It was like a blind taste test. It had a nice crisp taste with no bad after taste. A solid malt liquor flavor going down. Strong but not to sweet or overpowering. The swill was watery but not to ass rancid. Great malt 40, that I would love to drink again. Beyond the good taste, this was a perfect malt experience. I had it 3 hours after dinner, so I wasn't full, but I wasn't on an empty stomach either. I had it iced down in the fridge all day so it was nice and cold. Drank it over a 45 minute period so I didn't guzzle it. Just sat back, had a 40 and watched "Lost" on tv. It was a slice of heaven.
40ozmcgee	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#6	[-]
Posts: 115 (01/27/06 12:59 AM) 40oz Crew Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Just picked this bad boy up from the Exxon down the street. I've had it more times that I can count since it's so readily available in Northern Virginia.I figured I would wait to write a review when I had the opportunity to sit at my computer and drink one. I like this malt, but to me, it's not quite as good as Schlitz Red. It's one of the most carbonated 40's i've had. I can't drink it too fast or else I fuckin belch every 30 seconds....... I'm about three quarters of the way done with a slight buzz....the swill isn't too too bad and i'm buzzing pretty well (had 3 high lifes beforehand). Overall, I would call Schlitz an good malt. Try it if you've never had it, but to me, there's much better malts out there. Maybe I'm spoiled because it's so widely availabe though. I'll give the taste factor a 6/10 and the buzz factor a 7/10.
211 Swilla	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#7	[-]
Drunk Posts: 83 (04/21/06 5:26 PM) Drunk Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	this is a 3 40 deep review-- i thought this 40 was pretty good. good fizz, good taste, good label. Shiltz has it all but isn't that special. the 5.9% is above average so 6/10 swills stay swillin'
bbooze	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#8	[-]
Posts: 10 (05/22/06 1:14 AM) Malt Wanksta Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	I love this stuff. This was pretty much the "default 40" when I learned how to drick in Milwaukee, With Mickey's and OE probably tying them for availability and whatnot. I do agree that it probably isn't for everyone, it is very peculiar tasting, which can induce nostalgia or sickness. 10/10. The only 40 I would give a 10 to, I love the stuff. The 24oz can doesn't do it justice, it is a clssic rust belt 40. I live in las vegas now so I cant get 40s very often, so usually when I buy this it's the can and it just isn't the same.
beam21	Re: can anyone tell me wheres the beef	#9	[-]
Posts: 3752 (05/27/06 8:03 PM) Andy Anderson Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	I realize this favorite 40 of mine is one I've failed to review blue bull is probably my #2 favorite 40 ever behind the EOS 7.1 not coincidentally, the two have a lot in common in terms of taste and texture similar mild but pronounced buzz as well it's kind of an acquired taste, I didn't like the first couple I drank that much but now I love it god damn I wish I could get a blue bull out here this bitch gets 9.5/10 from me a true everyday malt even better than red bull taste A buzz B+
neufutur	Re: can anyone tell me wheres the beef	#10	[-]
Posts: 2667 (05/27/06 8:10 PM) 40oz Vulture Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	I picked this Blue Bull up in Columbus, Ohio; first time I've seen it here in town. I killed a few MBIs before drinking it, and the 40 went down easy when I first cracked it. The 40 went down fairly smoothly but gradually got harder to drink as it warmed up. The wateriness of the beer was something that just turned me off. I'd have to give this one a 4/10.
troobie	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#11	[-]
Posts: 41 (02/02/07 4:04 AM) Malt Wanksta Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	5.9% ABV: Smelled horrible upon opening. I wasn't looking forward to drinking this based on that smell alone. First thought that came to mind was Beast Ice. Feet and metallic can smell. The taste actually isn't that bad. Tastes like Milwaukee's Best and Pabst, but the aftertaste is much better. When I drink Milwaukee's Best Ice or PBR I have serious issues with the bitter aftertaste, but Blue Bull has a sweet aftertaste. Even though it starts off like a shit beer the finish is nice. Goes down really smooth. I'm impressed. The buzz is a little weak. It's a nice, smooth buzz...nothing hardcore. I'd definately drink this again, but not on a regular basis. Just don't smell it if you can avoid it. 6/10
RustythePelican	Re: can anyone tell me wheres the beef	#12	[-]
Posts: 143 (02/08/07 6:49 PM) Drunk Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Schlitz Malt Liquor is a solid malt, but (to my pallate, at least) tastes more like a beer than a malt. I'd call it a slightly more "dense" version of Milwaukee's Best Ice, if that makes sense. That being said, for a 5.9% malt, there's plenty to enjoy here. It can be a difficult malt to find in some parts (if a store carries one of the Pabst malts around here, it's usually Colt 45 (or St. Ides, if it's in the hood)). Profile of the average drinker: Either a 'Nam vet who frequents a shitty package goods store in West Allis, Wisconsin, or a sun-burnt meth head in Phoenix.
JoeWebberlione	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#13	[-]
Posts: 2091 (02/11/07 12:53 AM) Biddo Town Boss Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	This malt has been a favorite of mine over quiet some time. Deffinately on the top 10 list of 40's possibly making its way into the top 5 as well. Very smooth, easy to drink and a nice crack to it. The buzz factor is also nice and will leave you wanting more, alot like its younger brother Red Bull. 9 out of 10 swills.
boozeclues(d)	Re: can anyone tell me wheres the beef	#14	[-]
Posts: 173 (10/25/07 9:29 PM) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	This stuff is so bland I could barely take it, I am not a fan of those bland flavorless old school beers. I have honestly never tasted a malt liquor that had no character until this, but this one is the first and hopefully the last. I don't know why Schlitz Bull Ice is so awesome but they can't get it together for their regular malt liquors. It yields the expected 5.9% buzz, if not weaker. Swill is just as flavorless, at least its inoffensive. I seldom like the brown bottle malts, no exception here. 3/10 for total blandness.
Rex Gibson	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#15	[-]
Posts: 145 (11/06/07 5:35 PM) Drunk Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Hands down the best malt liquor 40 to me. 10/10
ders0	Re: can anyone tell me wheres the beef	#16	[-]
Posts: 2335 (12/09/07 1:42 AM) Cowboy Dan Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Ahh the elusive Blue Bull. Had my first Schlitz malt liquor tonight. Here the Red Bull is common and the Bull Ice HG is everywhere, but this 40 is extremely hard to come across. My brother found this at some hole in the wall liquor store in St. Paul. The only two 40's the store carried were this blue bull and Bull Ice HG and there was only two blue bulls left in the cooler. Ripped it tonight. Tasted alright, I think it was kinda old. Didn't have he best crack but still tasted quite good. Kinda beer tasting for a malt liquor, but overall pretty awesome. Glad I finally got to drink this malt.
DismantleJuneau	Re: Schlitz Malt Liquor	#17	[-]
Drunk Posts: 73 (01/14/08 8:10 PM) Malt Wanksta Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Wow. I heard Shlitz was a crappy beer so I figured the malt liquor version would be worse. Turns out, this shit is good! The taste is a lot lighter than other malt liquors. No after taste. I am about halfway through, no buzz yet. But so far, 8/10 swills on this guy. Good shit.
EastTN40	Re: can anyone tell me wheres the beef	#18	[-]
Drunk Posts: 59 (01/14/08 10:28 PM) Malt Wanksta Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	I have been drinking this regularly and it's a favorite malt. Smooth taste, decent buzz, and doesn't give me a headache. I give this 8/10 swills. It's also consistently good in both 40 and in 12 ounce cans. Never had a bad one. 5.9% here in Tennessee.
d07c0m		#19	[-]
Posts: 199 (03/02/08 11:49 PM) Scheisse Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	5.9% is an average ABV in the malt liquor world. It's just lucky that the blue bull is able to set a similar standard: a good, all-round malt liquor. Schlitz Malt Liquor smells like most widespread malts however it looks like a beast. Something between the brown bottle and the badass bull makes it irresistible yet intimidating. Taste-wise this thing rules. It has a nice heaviness to it that reminds you of Malt Liquor but is as manageable as any macro bad-beer. Good maltiness without too much aftertaste or cloying feel. Get it cold and crisp. The price varies so I can't judge by that standard. Most 7-11s in VA carry it so it's under 2 bucks. Go for it if you see it. This is a reliable malt which fares well next to industry giants such as Olde English and Colt 45.
91firebird		#20	[-]
Posts: 195 (03/03/08 12:51 AM) Roy Munson Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Just swilled a Blue Bull. Nothing spectacular. These are pretty common in these parts but yet the Red Bull can only be found in 24's and the Bull Ice HG is nowhere to be found. Kind of has a bad beer taste to it which is hit or miss for me. Buzz was almost nonexistant. This isn't really in my regular rotation as I choose to stick with 8 Ball, Magnum or King Cobras. Overall a decent 40 not bad but not horrible. 6/10 swills.

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