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40x40Vision
I was recently told that during my last encounter with the king cobra that I was sleeping under my cousin's truck when he found me and that i ran off and pissed on a girls house. Well I don't have any fukcing clue if its true.. I actually was able to get down two forty's that night. Hell yA. Hell i don't care. All i know is that I love the forty.. Just listening to some george thoroughgood and drinking another King Cobra. I recomend the cobra to everyone.. to get drunk off a 1.29 dollars now thats american freedom at its best.
AK40seven
My first impression of this was Budweiser on steroids! but as time went on I grew to accept this a much different brew. True that it had same overall taste only with a much more malty punch and higher %, but there were also subtle flavors involved that gave it a more robust taste. Nonetheless I really didn't get motivated to gulp this one down like most malt liquors, the best quality was the shape of the bottle (long neck small mouth) that allows one to eat greasy foods with complete confidence because of the excellent grip. I poured the last inch or so into my pan of sizzling chicken meat destined for my soft tacos because it was generally no longer inspiring enought to hold my attention. 6/10 for the King Cobra, its bottle is better than its bite!
Alex0nly
I was down in East LA last saturday when I went to a show there. Me and three guys I met outside all wanted to buy some brew so we went walking down for 15min looking for one down the street. We found one and they recommended me getting a King Cobra instead of what I usually get so I did. After we all got our brew which was mainly King Cobra's we went down to these darken train tracks and drank in there on a couch we found lying there. It was night and we decided to head back and after drinking a lot of them we decided to head back. Two of us (including me) fell walking back to the gig and people stared including this whore. I remember it had a good taste and went down good but I dont think its something I'll buy on a regular basis, 7.5 out of 10 swills.
beerstud
Thanks to King Cobra I am happily divorced. First because I got married while I was drunk from drinking 2 of those shits and then because my ex-wife left me when I accidentally mistook her for a baseball and I accidentally mistook the bottle for a bat. Shit like that happens when you are under the influence of King Cobra. I rate it 9 out of 10 just because it makes you hallucinate.
BrainDamage702
drank this shit while playin smash bros on the gamecube,this shit right here really aint that pleasant to drink, the swill is straight putrid, gave me a good buzz tho, i give it a 6 outta 10
Buzzcore
Wow, who would of ever thought that this tastes exactly like a stronger version of Budweiser? There's no need to ever drink Bud again, when King Cobra is just $1.40 for a 40oz'er.........drink up!
DolbyZero
So, I reintroduced myself to King Cobra tonight. I havent had it in years due to the fact that I would grab "da billy D" before grabbing most malts, but I realized what I was missing. What a good malt, it isnt as rich as most malts and almost without an aftertaste. It was str8 outta the freezer and i got half down before the condensation started beading up on the bottle. 9-10 swills.
dollazz
DAM, I HAVEN'T HAD A KING COBRA IN ROUGHLY 7 YEARS. I WAS AT THE STORE TODAY PICKING UP SOME PRIVATE STOCK AND CAMO, AND SAID FUCK IT, LEMME GRAB SOME KC, EASILY ONE OF THE BEST MALTS IVE EVER TASTED.
doublej708
classic. i think just about everybody who can get their hands on a 40 at any age, usually young at first, has had a king cobra. i know i started my daze of swillin with king cobras and OE's. the price cant be beat. the taste is not bad. reminds me of a domestic. and it get does the job in the buzz department. a 40 for all!!!!!
Drastic Mezures
This started out as everything I don't look for in a 40 - wide mouth, flat taste and Anheuser-Busch, plus the guy at the store put it in a black plastic bag instead of a brown paper bag. Well, I turned a bad stiuation into a good one and put the wide mouth to use. Once I got going with it, this snake in the grass pounced up on me and after hero timing it I was buzzin'. Even though it lacked taste, it wasn't as bad as Hurricane and was strong enough to get the job done. If there's nothing else good around I'll settle for this, otherwise I wont be having the cobra very much.
drunkenbird611
man im sorry to do this,but it seems like you guys actually like king cobra,sorry dudes thats some weak shit,walmart used to be a 3 minute walk from my old house,me and my friend brandon walked down there one night,i finished the whole 40 by the time i got to walmart and i didn't feel shit,i was so pissed off,then i drank a hurricane 40 and still i was woundering if they even had a %,cause i know i went to bed pissed and not one bit drunk that night.......both a 1 out of 10,not to mention even my girlfriend said they were weak,come on she can bearly handle 3/4 a 40 much less a whole one and say its weak
eWoLThEFuZzY
the ol..snake bite is not to shabby..its from anhiser bucsh..but who cares..the shit can get your ass fucked up after a couple..with the aide of whiskey
james
if making you have to piss a few times is sign of good malt, i guess the time i drank 3 cobras and pissed all over bitches bed after i fucked her is good sign? ok im out to store to buy cobras before they stop sellin in 15 minutes...
Fat John
I wish I coulda picked up some of this shit with the old label.I think the old one looked much better but I can't remember the taste.I tried out the shit with the new label last night.Its an ok malt.Taste isn't half bad.Pretty easy to get this shit down.Swill wasn't too toxic either.The buzz factor was ok although far from amazing but maybe thats due to the fact that i've drank 5 out of the last 6 days.Overall its a pretty decent 40 and i'll give it 7 out of 10 swills.
rage60oz
Nice and smooth going down, gave me a decent buzz, I didn't really feel like drinking that night, but next thing I knew the entire 40 was gone. You can't beat that.
satan165
king cobra is the shit. it seems to be very popular at least in then NW suburbs of chicago in gas stations and other places that dont sell other malts. ive been drinking it since the days of asking motherfuckers to buy us beer outside the liquor store. the swill only amounted to about 1/4" of the bottle i drank it so fast. granted, that swill was nasty but it was ok. sometimes i like a bit of rough swill cause it makes me feel warm all over after i gag, just like a nice bong hit. i give king cobra 10 out of 10 swills; i admit that i havent had that many malts but this is the best of what ive had. Buzz: B, Taste: B+
SwigDa40oz
After my OE 800 i had my backup King Cobra wish is a meager 5.9% alc. Being already buzzed i thought that it may alter my view on this beer. The Cobra was not all that good in my opinion. To me it was just pretty damn ordinary. No high % or unique taste or anything. It was less smooth than OE but it was still a pretty good beer overall. I guess i had it built up to be something more than it was. Needless to say after i got those 80oz of malt inside me i was pretty damn gone. Rating: Taste: 6 Buzz: 6 (I cant really tell because i was already tipsy when i began this one) Swill: 4 Price: 8 Overall: 6.5
Tiger Tai
Same as Hurricane except Huricane tastes a little better. Like I said for Hurricane good if you don't have much money since they run about $1.40 really cheap around here. WARNING!!! TOO MUCH KC WILL GIVE THE SHITS!!! I'd give King Cobra 5 of 10 Swills.
uk82chaospunk
i remember my first encounter with the cobra.....it was last year and we went to a show that got broken up by the cops cuz there was a huge fight...then we went to some guys house to party and we had no beer cuz we werent expecting a party.....at the party i ran into some guy and he was drinking a cobra 40, i said "damn i wish i had a 40" and he just gave it to me and said that he had more...i drank it and thought it sucked....but last night i had a cobra again and i cracked it, smelled it, thought it smelled disgusting, and prepared for some sick ass shit...after my first swill, i thought....man...this tastes so damn good...i dunno why, but it was fucking excellent....even the swill was pretty damn good...i wonder if they changed the recepe or maybe i just love malt liquor more than i did a year ago.....who knows, but i was totally amazed with the brew...i think i'll add this to my steady diet of OE....9.5 out of 10 swills for cobra (not 10 because i didnt really buzz me, just tasted real good)
YerPissingMeOff
well I rarely go to detroit so I just picked one up, not knowing the percentage, but i liked the label I wanted it for my collection. I already drank 2 St. Ides and an OE HG before I got into that one, so it wasnt even about the buzz no more, I liked the taste of it though






